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The five fortunes you don't want in your cookie

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By Ragan  Robinson | Hickory Daily Record

Published: March 10, 2009

Hickory - 1. Better ask your waiter if that pork came from Mexico.

2. Love everyone more. Except for your secretary. Maybe you should love her a little less.

3. The bird that flies most gracefully gets shot.

4. True wisdom lies in many places but seldom in a tasteless cookie, loser.

5. That "in bed" joke is getting pretty old.

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The five fortunes you don't want in your cookie

By Ragan  Robinson | Hickory Daily Record