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Thanks for my glory days, HMS
For one glorious summer in the early ‘80s, I put on a fire suit and got behind the wheel of a’67 Chevy, No. 24, every Saturday night at Hickory Motor Speedway.
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Scott Hollifield: Pot roast and a life of unimaginable pleasure
It was the first time in my life I regretted knowing nothing about pot roast.
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Scott Hollifield: Important legal news (or Stuff That Happened in Court and Stuff)
As a non-attorney spokesperson, I have a duty to keep my thumb on the wildly-racing pulse of the world’s legal proceedings, providing readers with critical information on judicial matters that impact their lives, especially on weeks where there is nothing but sand at the bottom of my creative well.
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Scott Hollifield: Monkey security makes Commonwealth Games greatest sporting event ever
Excited about the Commonwealth Games in India?
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The bluegrass is greener closer to shore
Ralph Stanley made me cry.
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An interruption on a bike ride to nowhere
I was sweaty, out of breath and in no mood to have a long theological discussion with a rodeo clown. But I knew one was coming.
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Scott Hollifield: No strikes and I'm out
I walked to the mound with a swagger, then glared into the batter's box at the opponent I would vanquish with blistering fastballs.
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Scott Hollifield: Come fly away with me
Want to ride in my flying car? No, you don't. Because any flying car I can afford will be less like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and more like, well, something that sounds awfully close to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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Put your foot down: No toe tucks
Thinking about getting a foot facelift? Neither am I.
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Scott Hollifield: Galileo rests in pieces
Someday, I hope to be the proud owner of Abe Lincoln’s big toe.
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Scott Hollifield: I'll Tumble 4 Ya, Part 2: The enlightenment
Here are five things I’ve learned from falling down a flight of stairs, bruising myself from head to toe, chipping a bone in my wrist and wearing a large brace that restricts my hand movement: 1. I move my hand – a lot.
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Scott Hollifield: Prepare now for alien invasion
Famed British physicist Stephen Hawking says space aliens, if they pay us a visit, will rip our faces off.
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Scott Hollifield: Donner Party, your apology is ready
The journalism community may find this hard to swallow, but it's possible we owe the Donner Party an apology.
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Scott Hollifield: Getting $oaked at the waterpark
Planning to go to a giant, family-oriented indoor waterpark?
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Scott Hollifield: Twelve years later, refrain has changed
Twelve years ago, when most of my parenting skills were based on what I learned from massive consumption of TV sitcoms, I wrote this:
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Scott Hollifield: Horned dung beetle safer than health care reform
It's official: The horned dung beetle is The World's Strongest Insect.
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Scott Hollifield: Need a good deal on a used ghost?
Turning to ridiculous international news, a woman in New Zealand sold what she said were two vials containing ghosts for nearly $1,400 in an online auction.
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Scott Hollifield: Monkey business? I beg to differ
Pundits, bloggers and others with way too much time on their hands are having a field day with the revelation that more than $70,000 in federal stimulus money will be spent to study monkeys on cocaine.
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Scott Hollifield: Ghosts enliven in deadly dull tour
I'm not a tour guide, but I play one at the newspaper.
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Office ghost can enliven a boring tour
I'm not a tour guide, but I play one at the newspaper.
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Scott Hollifield: Shiver me timbers, what a boat ride
Dear diary: You are now worth $6,000.
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Scott Hollifield: Have a nice fall, booty man
I walked across the street at the light and turned onto the sidewalk when my boots hit a slick spot, my weight shifted awkwardly, and I knew I was headed south.
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Scott Hollifield: Have a nice fall, booty man
I walked across the street at the light and turned onto the sidewalk when my boots hit a slick spot, my weight shifted awkwardly, and I knew I was headed south.
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Scott Hollifield: What to do when the wheels fall off
Vehicle recall notices aren't as detailed or action-packed as I imagined. With the much publicized auto industry problems of late, I cruised on over to safecar.gov, the U.S. Department of Transportation's recall roundup site, to see if my truck was on the list of vehicles that will suddenly explode.
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Scott Hollifield: Do the hustle? Not so fast, kids
I don't boogie much.
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